Rats! Poetry by Moon

There once was a rat, he was very very fat, his owners called him Comrade.

His brother was slimmer, his eyes more a-glimmer, he certainly was not called Comrade.

Comrade had anxiety, caused by society, he liked to eat on the toilet

Knoffles was perplexed by his brother’s odd vex, every time he went to the toilet.

But those rats loved each other, wouldn’t love another, except for the girl in the hoody

She took them to the shops for milk and cocopops snuggled up tight in her hoody

Just for a laugh they liked to watch her bath - who wouldn’t after all?

She loved them too, even Comrade’s stinky poo - who wouldn’t after all?